Pop Five Imaginary Singer/Songwriter Ice Cream Flavors (with Slogans):
1. Bob Dylan's "Positively 4th Street" Rocky Road: So sweet, so vagabondy, so Bob-a-licious!
2. Elliott Smith Fudgy Banana: Who says brooding artists have to be bitter? Dig the sweet banana flavor and hidden layer of fudge!
3. Joni Mitchell Butter Brickel: Joni Mitchell's distinctively bohemian flavor is far out, man!
4. Cat Stevens' "Tea for the Tillerman" Coffee: Because there's no such thing as tea-flavored ice cream!
5. Nick Drake "Pink Moon" Bubblegum: Stare up at a pink moon and contemplate the end of the world, sure ... But here's something to eat while you do it!